#thought-experiments - hypermedia circus

mabel 2/25/2026 8:25 AM

Poll ended there is a machine with a button on it that when pressed it creates a parakeet and releases it into the environment. is pressing this button ethical

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yes 54%

no 46%

13 votes

mabel 12/30/2025 8:35 PM

Poll ended 1000 a month but you have to fuck a specific kirby enemy regularly and you dont get to pick which before saying yes. no bosses or minibosses just the ones kirby can eat

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yes 89%

no 11%

9 votes

mabel 11/2/2025 9:16 PM

Poll ended would you rather be boiled and made into dinner by

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old cackling witch who is evil 60%

passionate italian chef 40%

10 votes

mabel 11/2/2025 9:16 PM

Poll ended you get paid minimum wage to have no teeth (you can get dentures). every hour you live with no teeth counts for you pay

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yes 73%

no 27%

11 votes

mabel 12/5/2025 8:56 PM

Poll ended if you were legally assigned a butler and he was paid a good wage by the state would you make use of him. if you dont he still lives in your house (he only gets paid when hes at your house or otherwise accompanying you)

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extensively 15%

extensively but said in a normal tone of voice 15%

yes 46%

occasionally 8%

no 0%

i will make him leave 15%

13 votes

mabel 12/30/2025 8:35 PM

while im interrogating you do you want a fun one

vriska 12/30/2025 8:35 PM

i would have my butler sing chug jug with you to me on demand

mabel 12/30/2025 8:35 PM

What the fuck?

vriska 12/30/2025 8:35 PM

like especially if they knew how to harmonize so i could take the lead

mabel 12/30/2025 8:35 PM

no yeah you hard read me thats what i was going to ask

mabel 10/1/2025 12:04 PM

Poll ended half invincible baby what half is optimal

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top half 73%

bottom half 9%

left half 18%

right half 0%

11 votes

mabel 9/22/2025 8:08 PM

Poll ended 100 dollars but a new adult human is spawned into the world who is your new uncle. you might never meet he shows up at a random survivable location in the world but he will know you on sight

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yes 100%

no 0%

13 votes

mabel 9/19/2025 5:15 AM

Poll ended 2000 dollars but people permanently believe you are a zoombini and not a human. you dont look any different to them you still look human but they will believe you came from zoombini island and shit

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yes 45%

no 55%

11 votes