oh you have fucking stepped to me! i love museums! i go a whole fucking lot! don't you ever fucking doubt that i love museums again!

i was literally like miserable thinking of all evil in the world and i remembered monkeys

i saw a full blown vulture at an early age at a reptile show and i laid down in front of it and tried to get it to eat me and the guy explained that i would have to stop breathing

i was at elf practice and there were many beautiful women and none of them even mentioned you

i'm the freak bitch... i'm the weird slut... yeah... (i start gyrating and dancing)