ruby what is our house like is it a cute cottage or cabin in woods or farmhouse or splendid mansion or other
let me out let me out i want to wander around your house for a little while
you have a box in front of the drawer i dont think its intentional but im stuck
oh please oh please let me out!!
hang on we have to decide what our house is before you can wander in it
shh be patient (slips you a delicious Crumb)
OOHHHMGGMHHHORP(EATING EATING EATING)
oh sorry i did not see this right away. my immediate impulse is to go "strange ocean palace" but maybe you want to be more grounded about this
i do not. i think that is delightful.
Well it can change however it wants i think.
can i leave drawer now...
(i crack open drawer enough for you to be able to clambor out) You may wander. Please report your findings
(running and scampering)
(i jump high enough to fully clear a couch despite my size)
Woah..!
(it looks like when they make muppets/fraggles jump in the shows and they go unnaturally high/their movements are weirdly smooth because they have to simulate a jump arc rather than actually do one)
Woah...
i think that's impressive.
LOL i think it is also.
(im out of sight now but my tiny little feet are running hard and making clattering sounds in the opulent palace halls)
(i turn to ruby velvet) Darling, i just had a funny and weird thought. What if kittens hatched
(my tiny feet running even harder)
Weehee!! (i jump off of a wardrobe and land perfectly safe)
Oh vesper thats so funny and weird! I bet it would be cool. They would be sort of like snakes or fish in that regard.
(i am climbing through the fridge and sitting on a piece of wrapped up cheese)
(i chuckle and elegantly sip from a warm mug i am holding) Right as always, dear.
(stuck in the fridge and beginning to panic)
-i stare thoughtfully off into the distance- Or even bugs.
Quite...
Hmmmmmrrrghhh... I haven't heard Mabel causing a ruckus for a few moments... and here I thought she was feeling rambunctious... (delicately brings a hand up to my mouth and calls) Mabel? Are you alright?
(i have opened like half the shit in your fridge trying to make a blanket)
(from wrappers parchment paper lunchmeat and more)
(i dont hear you because of the VERY strong door)
hey sorry i ruined this by roleplaying dying in your fridge