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SINGING_LALA_CRIMINALS.pdf (6.7MB)

Contained within this document is an enumeration and recounting of the crimes against humanity perpetrated and enacted by the rogue nation-state of SINGING LALA TEAM; declared and described by GONGOOZLING TRIBUNAL.

May God have mercy upon their singing lala souls.

History

To understand the conflict at hand, we must first understand its participants and their histories.

The Formation of Singing Lala Team

Singing Lala Team (SLT) was founded on April 25th, 2023 by mabel mabel in response to cultural pressures to avoid the viewing of Lyle Lyle Crocodile, a film featuring a CGI crocodile voiced by Shawn Mendes. Tensions over the film had risen in the weeks after its first mention on March 15th, 2023 by tori fisher, who posted a clip of the film to the #cognitohazard-hq channel, framing the clip as worthy of derision.

mabel
mabel

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rrfyltQJ6V1zyx2co.mp4

mabel
mabel

la la la la la

mabel
mabel

this fuckin sux

mabel
mabel

la la lala la

mabel
mabel

la la la la

mabel
mabel

everyone is singing


In response to this development, mabel became obsessed with this clip. mabel continued to post the song by the crocodile from the film, often in text form as the phrase "la la lala la". This rallying cry was unifying for a time. Notable future Gongoozling Club members Tomomo, Austin, and tori all participated, showing what would soon be recognized as a halcyon era of crossing the aisle.


mabel
mabel

can we watch lyle lyle crocodile

vriska
vriska

no

like there are video files that contain the movie lyle lyle crocodile but if you were to look at that footage it would not be considered "watching"

it's a higher, more secretive kind of word

mabel
mabel

ok can we @#$^^&$$# lyle lyle crocodile

The Formation of the Gongoozling Club

Gongoozling Club (GC) is a grassroots movement to appreciate the nature of the canals, formed in response to unfair bigotry against the profession by mabel mabel on May 28th, 2023. Gongoozling is the act of watching activity upon canals, and the term "gongoozler" is used to describe those who harbor an interest in canals and canal life, but do not actively participate. We may witness the initial incident here.