you are in the spider zone

exits are NORTH and WEST

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return home

in october 2016, i made a post in which i claimed that pineapple pizza was good.

this was untenable, and immediately my good friend nico brought me pizzas that she claimed were better than pineapple pizza.

and in the interest of transparency, i've ranked these pizzas.

the jpegs of these pizzas were free, but the cost... the cost was unimagineable.

these pizzas are gnarly. messy. rough. viewer beware, you're in for a scare.

I waive my right to an appetite, and wish to see the pizzas.