-- ectoBiologist [EB] started a new channel on EARTH-C: #general --
GC: W3 SHOULDNT C4LL TH3 S3RV3R 34RTH-C 1F 1TS JUST GONN4 B3 US
GC: OH OH 1 KNOW
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] changed the server name. --
-- EARTH-C -> FRU1TY R41NBOW P4RTYTOWN --
GC: 4 CL4SS1C
EB: oh i can match that.
-- ectoBiologist [EB] changed the channel name. --
-- #general -> #rumpus_room --
GC: Y33333333S >:]
EB: okay well i think this rumpus room is pretty good.
GC: OF COURS3 1TS GOOD D1PSH1T
GC: TH1S 1S 4 W3LL-WORN BR4ND
GC: 1TS R3TURN W1LL N3V3R W34R TH1N
EB: i completely believe you.
EB: who all do we need to invite...
-- turntechGodhead [TG] joined the server. --
TG: yo
EB: hey dave!
EB: can you invite karkat for me. he blocked me again.
TG: yeah sure thing
GC: W41T 1 C4N DO TH4T TOO
EB: oh i just assume you were blocked by him too.
GC: 1 4M
GC: BUT 1 DONT G1V3 4 SH1T 1LL 3V4D3 4 B4N
EB: hm.
TG: its not actually that hard you just gotta open a private tab and ask him on anon
EB: that's shady though!
TG: its not that shady
GC: Y34H 1 DO TH1S 4LL TH3 T1M3
EB: uhhh.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined the server. --
CG: HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT MAKE THIS SERVER FIRST. JOHN ARE YOU STEALING MY FUCKING THING?
CG: DO I SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN HAVE CLAIM TO SHITTY FUCKING MEMOS ANYMORE?
EB: it's not a shitty memo!
EB: i think. it may devolve into a shitty memo eventually.
EB: but i've already turned off the non linear chat functions.
GC: 4CTU4LLY 1 D1D 1T BUT SUR3 YOU C4N T4K3 CR3D1T FOR TH1S
CG: OH GREAT. THAT'S A FUCKING RELIEF.
CG: THAT WAY IF SOMETHING FUCKING HEINOUS SHOWS UP UNEXPECTEDLY WE CAN'T EVEN WARN OUR PAST SELVES.
GC: TH3 ONLY H31NOUS TH1NG SHOW1NG UP 1S YOU >:[
CG: AND ARADIA AND SOLLUX ARE JUST LOCKED OUT, SINCE THEY'RE OUT IN PARADOX SPACE, DOING WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHAT.
GC: OH MY GOD F1N3 1LL M4K3 4 FUCK1NG T1M3 TR4V3L CH4NN3L
-- gallowCalibrator made a new channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD, UNBAN ME FROM THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL.
GC: NO!!!! YOUR3 GO1NG TO FUCK1NG RU1N 1T W1TH YOUR FUCK1NG NONS3NS3
CG: UGHHHHHH. DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME.
CG: I'M LITERALLY HIRING JACK NOIR. WE NEED THE SAFETY NET.
CG: DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU USING YOUR MEMO NAME INSTEAD OF OUR HYBRID ONE.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] changed the server name. --
-- R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN -> FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY --
GC: Y34H B3C4US3 1TS GOOD!!! >:[
CG: YEAH BUT WE COMPROMISED! THE HYBRID ONE IS SO MUCH MORE ICONIC, ANYWAY.
GC: F1N3
GC: L3T M3 PUT 4NOTH3R SP1N ON 1T TH3N
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] changed the server name. --
-- FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY -> FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY^2: BEYOND COHERENCE --
CG: VERY GENEROUS OF YOU TO NOT USE YOUR QUIRK FOR THAT ONE.
CG: NOW ADD ME TO THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL.
CG: PLEASE.
GC: UGHHH F1N3 YOU C4N FUCK1NG JO1N BUT TH3 MOM3NT YOU G3T SURLY W1TH YOURS3LF 1M K1CK1NG YOU FROM THE WHOL3 S3RV3R
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] joined the server. --
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] deleted the channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --
GC: K4RK4T WH4T D1D 1 S4Y
TT: Wow, this server is already a disaster.
TT: I almost worried we had some kind of unbreakable bond as friends.
TT: Glad to know that a good old-fashioned Karkat tantrum can tear it apart.
TG: hey rose
TT: Hello.
TT: Hold on, I'm inviting Kanaya.
-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] joined the server. --
GA: Hello
TG: yo
TG: just in time to see one of karkats trademark shitfits
GA: Oh Excellent
CG: @TEREZI: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REMAKE THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL EVENTUALLY.
GA: Do We Have Snacks Prepared
TG: god i wish but well have to coast through this one on an empty stomach
GA: Damn
CG: I HAVEN'T BEEN FUTURE-ME YET AND NOT LETTING ME BE FUTURE-ME IS GOING TO FUCKING DOOM US ALL. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING GOING FOR?
CG: ARE YOU SUDDENLY THE VILLAIN NOW? GOING TO GET US ALL DOOMED LONG AFTER THE END OF THE GAME? HUH, IDIOT?
GC: UGHHHH TH1S 1S 3X4CTLY TH3 SH1T 1 W4S TRY1NG TO 4VO1D
CG: TOO FUCKING BAD WE'RE DOOMED TO CIRCLE OURSELVES IN SELF-LOATHING FOREVER.
CG: HOW LONG UNTIL ONE OF US STARTS CULLING AGAIN?
EB: do you want me to undo this whole thing.
CG: NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WE'VE DEALT WITH STABLE TIME LOOPS BEFORE AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DEAL IS.
EB: i'm cool, and full of powers. that's all there really is to say on the matter.
CG: THANKS, THAT REALLY FUCKING CLEARED THINGS UP FOR ME.
GC: DONT BOTH3R W1TH 1T JOHN JUST L3T H1M BURN H1MS3LF OUT
EB: nods
EB: oh god, this soft ware has formatting in it.
CG:
OH, FUCKING INCREDIBLE.
GC: SHUT TH3 FUCK UP
CG: WHY SHOULD I? IT'S ONLY MY LAST DEFINING FEATURE BEING STOLEN OUT FROM UNDER ME.
GC: WH4T3V3R!!!! >:P
GC: 1TS 4 STUP1D FUCK1NG P3ST3RCHUM S3RV3R L34V3 1F YOU W4NT
CG: I CAN'T, ACTUALLY.
CG: I HAVE TO BECOME MY FUTURE SELF, WHENEVER THAT WINDS UP BEING.
GC: YOU BROUGHT TH4T ON YOURS3LF
CG: UGHHHH.
CG: REMAKE THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL SO I CAN BE MY FUTURE SELF AGAIN AND WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH.
TT: I hate to interrupt, but could I perhaps get a channel for documenting my findings?
GC: SUR3 TH1NG ROS3!
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] made a new channel: #F1NDINGS --
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] changed the channel name. --
-- #F1ND1NGS -> #findings --
TT: Thank you very much. <3
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] made a new channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --
CG: UGHHH.
GC: GO 4H34D STUP1D4SS
GC: 4ND 1F YOUR FUTUR3 S3LF SHOWS UP 4G41N 1LL B4N YOU
TT: Good idea.
EB: we should also have some channels for some other goings on.
TG: yeah
-- gardenGnostic [GG] joined the server. --
GG: hey!! :D
TG: yo
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] deleted the channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --
GC: OK4Y
GC: NO MOR3
CG: PAST ME IS AS SPARKLING AND LOVEABLE AS ALWAYS.
GG: ._.
CG: HELLO JADE. WELCOME TO THE ETERNAL MISERY OF FRIENDSHIP!
GG: ._____.
GG: is john here.
EB: yeah i just finished watching karkat explode.
GG: right! i'm on my way over to your place in a bit.
EB: awesome! thank you for the extra help.
GG: it's no problem, it's my mess anyway.
EB: oh, now that karkat is smouldering instead of screaming, we should invite more people.
GG: yeah!
-- golgothasTerror [GT] joined the server. --
GT: *waves and sets himself plumb down in the corner!*
GG: hi jake!
GT: Mm.
-- gutsyGumshoe [GG] joined the server. --
GG2: Hey!
TG: yo
-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] joined the server. --
TG2: yo
TG: yo
-- uranianUmbra [UU] joined the server. --
TG2: CALLIEEEEE
GG2: CALLIE!
GG2: Hey!!! <3
UU: hello! ^u^ <3
TG2: hai janey!!!!! :D
GG2: How are you doing, Ms. Lalonde?
TG2: i am fuckin KILLIN it today
TG2: ive gotten like 3 different alchemiters installed in some cans and i am havin a WONDERFUL time
GG: oh so thats where those came from!
TG2: yea!
-- timaeusTestified [TT] joined the server. --
TG2: i owe it to the chess guys
TG2: lotsa times i couldnt feed em yknow
TG2: everyone wants a pumpkin 2 tie a string around
GG: yeah :o
TG2: hmmm
TG2: ur like an engineer right jade
GG: sorta! i used to fiddle with machinery but im kind of
GG: rusty hehe
TG2: gasp
TG2: we should.... collab
GG: on what!
TG2: uhhh
TG2: we could make fancy furbys
GG: haha ew! i'd love to
TG2: no... jade u dont understand
TG2: theyre SO cool inside
TG2: look!
-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] sent a file:
furby.jpg --
TT: That is downright terrifying. I love it.
TG2: i knew youd understand
TT2: I'd also be down to build some stuff, especially for our burgeoning young Can Town.
TT2: I've got plenty of old Brobot prototypes I've been itching to repurpose when I had the free time, and I'm sure putting some machine learning in play could help quite a bit with figuring out where we should go next.
CG: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.
TT2: It can't be worse than humans.
CG: IT MOST CERTAINLY THE FUCK CAN.
TT2: I don't see how.
TG2: dirk
TG2: did u think those big red crockercorp drones were organic
TT2: I kind of assumed as much, as trolls are all about biomachinery. It's downright Gigernasty.
CG: YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH DRONES TOO?
TT2: Only a few times, mostly right before entering the Medium.
TT2: They were big and red and had moved like living beings, so I just assumed.
TT2: You can usually tell the difference in how they move, you know?
TT2: There's always slight imperfections in a living being's motion, as opposed to the calculated, perfect movements of an animatronic.
CG: EITHER FUCKING WAY, I'M NOT HERE TO GIVE YOU A HISTORY LESSON. WE'RE JUST NOT LETTING THE NEW WORLD BE HELMED BY SOME HORSE SHIT COMPUTER THINK PAN.
TT2: I didn't realize it was such a sensitive topic, alright.
TT: Perhaps in the future we should have a channel for discussing this kind of thing?
TT: A place to talk out the official decisions we're making as deities.
GC: 3XC3LL3NT 1D34
-- tentacleTherapist [TT] made a new channel: #discourse --
TT: We can talk this out there, instead.
TG: yo we got a discourse channel now
TG: cool
TT2: Right, I'll move there then.
GG: a channel for can town construction would help, too.
GG: keeping track of what goes on, we should also probably get the mail lady and the mayor in here too!
GG: i'm sure they'd have a lot to add. c:
TG: fuck yes
TT: Do they have Pesterchum accounts?
TG: oh fuck
TT: Maybe we should try and transliterate it for them.
-- gardenGnostic [GG] made a new channel: #can_town --
GG: :D
TG: i also want to make a channel
GG: go for it!
-- turntechGodhead [TG] made a new channel: #dude_network --
TT: Now what is this channel for?
TG: guys
TG: dudes
TG: the real deal
TT: I see.
TT: I'm glad you're being more proud of yourself than ever.
TG: ive got all the kind of that guy id ever need
TG: youll see
TT: I suppose I will, then.
GG2: @TT2: Hey do you have that library of movies?
TT2: Hell yes I do.
GG2: Sweet!
TT2: Anything in particular you're looking for?
GG2: Not really, John's got me wanting to watch McConaughhey films.
GG2: I've got my eyes on Serenity and Interstellar.
TT2: Sick.
TT2: I'll pack 'em up for you.
GG2: They're just video files, no?
TT2: Yeah but they're huge, you know. I gotta zip em up.
GC: @TT: H3Y 1M CH1LL1N 4T TH4T 7/11 1F YOUR3 R34DY TO GO
TT: I'll be there in just a moment, I've got some final errands to run for Kanaya first and I'll be right over.
UU: what is a 7/11?
GC: 1TS L1K3...
GC: 4 STOR3FRONT
GC: FOR TR4D1NG MON3Y FOR USU4LLY PR3TTY G4RB4G3 FOOD
GC: 1V3 N3V3R S33N ON3 1N R34L L1F3 BUT D4V3 1NS1ST3D TH3Y H4D GR34T PR3TZ3LS
GC: 4ND W3LL S33 JUST HOW GOOD THOS3 PR3TZ3LS 4R3
UU: woUld yoU object to me joining yoU at this 7/11? :U
GC: OF COURS3 NOT!!!
GC: 1TD B3 PR3TTY N1C3 >:]
UU: i'm on my way!!! :U :U :U
