would it be funny to force austin to wear an official jughead hat

You're right i'm sorry

wait

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you oh my god youre so fucking stupid right now

I want to eat but I also want to sleep

Night time sandwich session

i want to live in your wall and smile sleepily when im woken up by you clomping down the stairs

because i know you are eating sandwich <3

(being reasonable) are you sorry, whore?

no.

oh my god im looking at jackets

and

visual novel assets

YEAH

now we have to name all these boys

gorm gorth grocery goten tomer gonel motey moriss pobel mogey sipp froader tombon bilby sopa loaty foamer riser mottle momo biscur foat morsel bixby tugger tuck too worgy pote broxby soamy fickbet freako soarer case elfer and mome

i have like 90 muppet names rotting in a gland in my mouth and i can excrete them like digestive juice

lemming is mean now https://twitter.com/arachonteur/status/1017508428602925059

One of the insults is "you look like elfer" or "bitch you look like elfer" if it crits

im looking through old gamedev zone for pod lore and i found this what the fuck does it mean

bitch you look like elfer

cadenza cantarella kingdom hearts quadrant vacillation

i think pod and kitty harley-leider should be friends

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Bitch you look like broxby

(grabs a fistful of your hair and fucking PULLS it out of your head) YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING BROXBY

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

are you playing pathologic you fucking freak

no

i bought it a while ago but dont even have it installed im just thinking about it

ok

why do you think it pulled it off

you havent played it

(shoves you)

(shoves you back) i watched the hbomberguy video

(shoves you back HARDER and you fall over and look really pathetic) oh so youll let hbomberguy tell you what to think huh

(wipes my cheek that has a woodchip stuck in it and im bleeding a little bit but not too bad) im capable of reading

then fucking read it

(i spit on you and walk away)

(i get a teacher) teacher mabel pushed me over

(fucking RUNS)

Why'd you call me broxby

broxby

LAIN PUTTING FROOT LOOPS AND CHEERIOS IN THE SAME BOWL

lain?

cereal experiments

oh

lain mixing corn flakes and reeses puffs

Vriska can I please message your wife??

HELLO??????

FUCKING ANSWER

HELLO?????

HELLO????????

FUCKING HELLO????????

(This message was deleted.)

(This message was deleted.)

Hello?

Sorry, but can I message your wife?

Sorry about that other shit lol

Hello?

Lain mixing cinnamon toast crunch and shreddies

Lain mixing applejacks and lucky charms

Lain using strawberry milk instead of regular

i just dinked coffy and i think i am going to take the arms off my computer chair

no i know. i know

im not fucking happy about it

i was just like. i poured myself the milk i put the coffy syrup in and i was like "haha this is a bad idea : )" and i sipped

ok come here every once in a while and feed them

they eat dry grass

hey i didnt agree to take on your pets

thats a lot of responsibility

what are their names

i dont know

nobodys fed them in quite some time and i want to remind you all that these things are YOUR burden and they will NOT die of starvation they will just get sicker and sicker

they cant be around corpses

its going to agitate them they can only eat bland foods

plants, dry straw ideally

ok look what you fucking did they just found this in switzerland now

they found another one i dont know whats causing this please stop feeding them flavorful things

have any of you fucking fed them yet

mabel why dont YOU feed them

im fucking terrified of them and theyre YOUR burden

they cant fuck because theyre not alive

theyre not dead either

yiffy???

have you somehow missed everything

yes

intentionally

do you wanna know about yiffy mabel or have you learned already

tell me

yiffy is the secret 15-year-old rose/jade affair baby that the two of them raised in secret. complete secret. to everyone except for jane, somehow, who has kidnapped her

her full name is yiffany longstocking harley-lalonde

who cares

you wanted to know

so, you, i assume

didnt ask

cunt

i dont want to be called tewkesfordshire anymore it sucks