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CG: LISTEN THE FUCK UP @EVERYONE.
TG: dude its 4 in the morning
TG: what the fuck
CG: CHECK ON YOUR FUCKING SPRITES.
CG: JANE JUST HAD A MISERABLE FUCKING EXPERIENCE WITH HERS JUST FULL ON FUCKING DISAPPEARING.
CG: AND NOW WE HAVE ONE MORE MOUTH TO FEED. AS IF SHIT WAS NOT STRESSFUL ENOUGH.
GG: oh god
GG: is that why my head is killing me
CG: WHO KNOWS. YOU'RE KIND OF A SPECIAL CASE.
CG: THAT MIGHT BE IT. SAY SOME CRYPTIC FUCKING SHIT THAT ONLY SPRITES WOULD KNOW.
GG: i got nothing.
CG: WHAT IS AN ULTIMATE SELF?
GG: thats the question of the century huh! ._.
GG: i think we should strive to be our best selves every day
CG: OKAY. I PICKED A REALLY BAD FUCKING QUESTION I GUESS, BECAUSE THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT A SPRITE WOULD HAVE SAID ANYWAY?
CG: BUT IT'S ALSO WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID IF YOU WERE REGULAR AND WORKING ON YOUR INSIPID REGULAR BRAIN.
CG: IT'S A TOUGH MIX TO TRY AND DECOUPLE.
GG: be nice my head hurts
CG: I'M SO SORRY M'LADY. MUST I HIDE MY DONG RINGERS?
CG: MUST I REDUCE MY SCRAPING VINES TO A HARSH WHISPER FOR YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING BRAINS WHILE YOUR SPIRITUAL FUCKING GUIDES ARE DISINTEGRATING BEFORE YOU?
GG: my sprite was a part of my brain!!
GG: and between that and the green sun being sucked into a huge hole in the sky
GG: some sympathy would be fucking nice. >:c
CG: HOW IS YOUR SPRITE, DAVE?
TG: not my sprite anymore ask jake
GT: Right! I let them out of the pendant doodad and they immediately tacklepounced a fish from 50 feet away and are giving it the walloping of a lifetime.
GT: They sure are refraining from restraint with eating that raw fish.
GT: Just making a RIGHT mess of their whole supper, more blood than there is tea in china!
CG: ALRIGHT, THAT'S PROBABLY ADORABLE, SOMEHOW.
GT: Theres so much blood.
CG: HOW ABOUT YOU, ROSE?
TT: Jasprosesprite came to my house while I was in search of something to say goodbye.
TT: It's been about 5 minutes, and I've just been sitting here since.
TT: They might still be around but it's not uncommon behavior for cats to find some place secluded to hole up and die in.
TT: They knew they were dying... interesting, to say the least.
CG: MY CONDOLENCES. BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW, RIGHT?
CG: WHAT ABOUT YOU, JOHN?
CG: JOHN YOU'RE IN THIS FUCKING MEMO, I CAN SEE YOUR PESTERCHUM TAG.
EB: nanna's gone.
CG: I'M SO SORRY.
EB: it's alright. is jane here?
GG: Yes, I'm here.
GG: I've been silently freaking out, but you know. Listening.
EB: when you get a chance, she left an envelope for you.
GG: ... Alright.
GG: I'm... just really unclear on the order things seem to be happening in.
GG: I went upstairs to find my sprite's components scattered on the floor.
GG: Tavros's head and the goddamned cat, both in the same place.
GG: (He's still sleeping soundly, by the way.)
GA: Hes Back
GG: Yes. I kind of... panicked.
GA: I See
CG: I ALREADY TOLD HER NOT TO BRING BACK ANYONE ELSE.
GA: Good Call
GG: John, were we both the first to enter the medium?
EB: i was, then rose, then dave, then jade.
EB: i don't see the connection.
GG: I entered first, then due to shenanigans I had to enter again.
GG: If it's just our sprites, and then recently, Rose's sprite, who contained Roxy's sprite as well, there may be an order to this?
EB: oh i see.
TT: Chronologically, we all entered at once, as the last entry.
TT: Sawtooth and Squarewave are our second and third entrants, respectively.
EB: wow, that's a really messed up entry.
TT: You do what you have to.
GC: NOT TO P1SS ON YOUR CORPS3 P4RTY BUT TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG SORT OF PR3SS1NG >:[
CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
GC: YOUR3 4LL 4L1V3 4ND W3LL
GC: 4ND SOM3 FR34K 4CC1D3NT 1SNT GO1NG TO T4K3 YOU OUT
GC: 4ND 1 DONT KNOW WH3R3 SH3 GOT TH1S 1NFORM4T1ON
GC: D1RKS SPR1T3 1S 4N 3SS3NT14L P4RT OF TH3 F1GHT
GC: 4ND 1T S33MS L1K3 H3S B33N SL4T3D FOR 4 COSM1C 3X3CUT1ON
EB: the fight?
EB: ... oh shit.
EB: um. we can grieve later.
CG: IF ARADIA IS AROUND, EVENTUALLY WE SHOULD HAVE HER BUILD A CORPSE PYRE.
CG: I'M SURE SHE'D BUILD THE SHIT OUT OF THAT.
EB: sure, what ever.
EB: we need to get our shit in gear.
EB: dirk, can you corral your sprite?
TT: Already accounted for. Dude has not left my sight in days.
CG: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING DOING, ANYWAY?
CG: IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD IDEA TO JUST LEAVE YOU TO YOUR OWN DEVICES.
TT: Building shit and destroying it, over and over.
TT: Arquiusprite has a technical mind that only rivals my own and enjoys destroying robots, and I've got plenty of leftover Sawhoos from something that doesn't quite need explaining, that could use a good pummelling.
GG: Scattering trickster stuff everywhere has got to be bad for your health.
TT: I don't disagree but the dude insists on it.
TT: He seems to enjoy it in a manner that borders on... fetishistic.
GG: Arquiusprite or the Sawhoos?
EB: if he's still around, we should probably get going, then.
EB: who knows how long we have.
EB: karkat can you do the @ every one thing?
CG: YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF.
EB: i'd feel weird about it! you don't, so...
CG: UGH. FINE.
CG: @EVERYONE GET YOUR SHIT IN GEAR.
CG: YOU'RE TAKING ON ENGLISH SOONER THAN EXPECTED.
CG: KANAYA, WE'RE STAYING HERE.
GA: I Know
GA: Its Just Absurd
GA: If It Were Not Literal I Would Say I Feel A Drop In The Pit Carved From Me
GA: It Is Filling With Dread
CG: WE CAN JAM ABOUT IT LATER, IF YOU'D LIKE. WE SHOULD KEEP THIS MEMO FREE, SO PEOPLE CAN TALK IN IT.
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