-- gardenGnostic [GG] made a new channel: #can_town --
CG: DO WE REALLY NEED TO GIVE THE CARAPACES A DIRECT FUCKING LINE TO OUR PERSONAL HANG OUT?
GG: shhh! we're not inviting carapaces to our personal server. that'd be a huge mistake.
GG: they're so inclined to take our word as religious canon that we should absolutely think out responses before it.
GG: so roxy and i've set up a separate can town server, and they're linked together.
GG: so what they say is crossposted into here.
GG: and what we say in here is then crossposted over there.
GG: it's all very efficient, and mostly-private.
TG: i did a lot of the work
CG: THAT'S BETTER BUT I STILL DON'T TRUST IT.
TG: when were ready to go let me know
EB: crank that on switch i want to know what our peoples are thinking!
TG: here we go
-- MOBIUS DOUBLE SERVER MODE ACTIVATED. --
EB: here we go.
VQ: HELLO I WOULD LIKE A NICE PIZZA.
VQ: THE PINK CREATOR CAME TO MY CAN BUILDING AND MADE ONE AND ATE IT.
VQ: HOW DO I MAKE A PIZZA.
TG: the code is "ShA1PhY4"
VQ: THANK YOU.
VQ: THIS PIZZA IS DISGUSTING.
TG: thats how it be
VQ: PLEASE DO BETTER AT PIZZA NEXT TIME.
TG: im tryin :(
KT: could the blue creator please turn down their movie night.
KT: i do not care for the mcconaughey man.
EB: you'll see! you'll all see.
LC: I am going to see the Mcconaughey man. I will watch all the Mcconaughey man movies.
EB: fuck yes!
KJ: i will also see the mcconaughey movies.
OS: i will see the mcconaughey movies!
EE: please, does anyone have "the mcconaughey movies"? i wish to watch them now.
KJ: the creator has expressed displeasure?
EB: no just don't be weird, i just like the movies!
PL: the creator likes movies!
EB: yeah. that's true enough i guess.
VQ: DOES ANYONE HAVE A PIZZA STONE.
VQ: OR A TOWEL TO WIPE UP A GREASY ALCHEMIZER WITH.
VQ: I MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.
-- vacuousQuibbler [VQ]'s computer exploded. --
TG: uh oh
GG: can we have one channel that's NOT A disaster :(
PL: yes ma'am! we will do our best to make sure this channel is as effervescent as always!
GG: thank you
TG: ill get vqs alchemizer fixed tomorrow
KJ: PLEASE HELP
KJ: CREATORS I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ISSUE
KJ: I HAVE ALCHEMIZED 10,000 COPIES OF THE FILM "FAILURE TO LAUNCH"
EB: oh fuck yes.
KJ: MY CAN IS NOW FULL OF COPIES OF THE MOVIE IT IS URGENT
KJ: PLEASE HELP
EB: right, i'm on my way, i'll help get rid of them, i guess.
KJ: THANK YOU KIND CREATOR
EB: we should keep this channel to just urgent stuff.
EB: you know?
EB: if you can sort out a problem yourself you probably should.
EB: you don't need a creator to get involved.
TG: we cant just say that
TG: what if that makes them individualist
EB: uh oh.
EB: please use your best judgment when asking?
EB: shit. this is more complex than i thought.
ZC: will only commune with creators when not up to the task on my own. understood.